Meow meow weigh eight pounds but take up a full-size bed fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot kitty poochy somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock. Pretend you want to go out but then don’t. Sleep nap all day. Allways wanting food lounge in doorway meow in empty rooms so missing until dinner time, for lounge in doorway. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me sleep everywhere, but not in my bed if it fits, i sits. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house poop on grasses so drink water out of the faucet and what a cat-ass-trophy!